> Come to find out, the whole town knows. No one seems to fucking care.
> But, damn, I don't know what to say.
So... When this sort of thing popped up with me... and someone asked about it... I'd usually just say something like "eh... you know... just a couple of fun games my wife and I play to keep the ol' spark in the bedroom going. Nothing to worry about."
Don't move. No need to worry about it. 40 years ago this sort of stuff was pretty taboo. These days, its kinda normalized. Kinda. Depending on where you live I guess.